Sardar Khoti ko Chod raha tha.
Sardar Khoti ko Chod raha tha.
BV dekh kar heran reh gai.
‘Wai tenu sharam ni enu Chodan lagyan.
Sardar: Hun assi tere chakar ich purani yari te ni chad sakde.
Teri bari hai…
Shair arz ha..! Jabse uski mari ha. Wah Wah Jabse uski mari ha, Khoon us ka jaari hai. Tu chup kar k soja gandu… kal raat ko@ teri bari hai..x-)
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